How can you tell when there are 1001 pickles under your bed?

Answer 1

you are closer to the ceiling

Answer 2

Well, honey, if you're counting pickles under your bed, you've got bigger problems than just a midnight snack craving. But if you really must know, the smell would probably give it away before you even get close to 1001 pickles. Just follow your nose, dear.

Answer 3

Oh, dude, if you can smell the tangy aroma of 1001 pickles wafting up from under your bed, then yeah, you probably have a pickle infestation down there. Or, like, if your bed suddenly starts levitating from the weight of all those pickles, that could be a clue too. But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe you just really love pickles.

Answer 4

You are closer to the ceiling.