You cannot because it is an ephemera question and it in 22 May now. You'll just have to wait until 2012.
To write 24 January 2014 in 5 letters without using numbers kindly write 24.1.14.
You cannot. At least, not with the calendar that is in international use now. 23 May 2011.
Unless that happens to be the date on which you are asking the question you can say 'today' otherwise you cannot
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"Today" (of course the answer only works when today is 15th March 2011).
If it was on the same day when the question was asked then the answer is: today
If that was the date were currently, the answer would be "today".
The day after yesterday but the day before tomorrow which is today.
To write 24 January 2014 in 5 letters without using numbers kindly write 24.1.14.
Unless that happens to be the date on which you are asking the question you can say 'today' otherwise you cannot