What are funny segments for school news?

If a box contains one red ball and one blue ball and two people touch one ball randomly with a one in two chance of picking either what is the chance of the blue ball being picked twice? What is nine and five sixths plus six and five sixths? A plane can travel 640 miles against the wind in the same time it can travel 800 miles with the wind If the plane can fly 180 mph in calm air what is the speed of the wind? What is -5.25 divided by 3.5? What are the prime factors of 5775? What Is a five digit number multiplied by four that will give the inverse? Do a driver need 360 degrees of vision around the vehicle at all times? What are two measures someone can use to improve their spending patterns? How do you find ratio of area to radius? What is the temperature 1000 km below earth's surface? What is two angles who's sum add up to 90 degrees? If you are 84 what year were you born? How many accomplishments did Euclid have? 8x-11 equals 69 can you solve for x? What is 1.05 to the 23 power? What is the 'Rule of 72'? What goes into eighty-one four times? Which can not be a length measured to the nearest 14 inch? What number do you have to divide by 10 to get 4? How many dollar bills to make one pound?

What are funny segments for school news?