Licking an outlet is not preferred. If you lick an outlet, there are chances that you may get shocked.
It hurts because you are getting electrocuted!
It will lick you back.
Nothing happens when you lick lead. You are ingesting a small tiny amount.
it will taste awesome
You'll be fine.
it is extremely toxic, so do NOT do it.
You will die very fast and painful.
Depends on what kind of battery
you can get salmonella (do you mean raw meat?)
Sad pandas get cancer.
You’ll die period
You will be electrocuted.