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This is one of those jokes that needs a proper straight line to facilitate the punch line. I believe your question should be: What were the headlines after a midget fortune teller escaped police custody? The answer you are expecting would be: Short Medium at Large.
Usually it would be:Small Medium at Large !But if they midget seer were Czechoslovakian and someone was thought to be hiding him , it might be:Prophet lost by caching a small Czech.
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