Spray with vinegar and ventilate the area.
I assume this is a couch in the waiting area. If so you may not like the answer, but get rid of the couch. Women with larger frames do not like getting out of couches. Solves your problem for cleaning it as well.
I am assuming you no longer want the couch and just want it removed from your residence. A cheap and free way of getting rid your couch is to post an ad on craiglsist.org for the Denver, CO area listing your couch for free with the exception that they have to remove the couch. You could also contact the Salvation Army in your area, they may be willing to remove the couch for free for your donation. You could also call to a local shelter offering your couch for free however you need to have them remove it. Hope this helps you.
Most furniture stores carry couch beds, You can look up any store on the net or yellow pages that have phone numbers to contact them
You sit on a couch.
A couch bed differs from an ordinary couch because the couch bed folds out to become a bed. A couch bed is a great option for someone if they have guests over to stay the night often.
To clean a sperm stain off a couch, you can sprinkle baking soda over the affected area and let it sit for a few hours to absorb the stain. After that, vacuum up the baking soda and then blot the area with a mixture of water and mild detergent. Finally, rinse the area with clean water and blot it dry with a clean cloth.
The singular possessive form of "couch" is "couch's."
Bill Couch's birth name is William Couch.
the big coumfy couch
If you were upholstering a couch, you'd want to know how much fabric to buy.
The easiest place to find an antique couch would be from locals in the area. Looking at garage sales or through craigslist may yield people selling antique couches.