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Joke: What would a carpet say to a foot?Punchline: You must be Square Foot--I've heard a lot about you!
The joke plays on the mathematical term "square foot" in buying carpeting.
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GET UR FEET OF OF ME THEY AIN'T CLEAN EWW THEY HAVE MUD
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Get your feet off of me eww it has mud and it stinks
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What is that smell??🤮🤮
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If carpet is 11.26 per sq yard and the carpet is 12' width how much is it per lineal foot?
Every 9 inches of a roll with a 12-foot width is a square yard. This means every lineal or running foot of 12-foot wide carpet is 1 1/3 square yards of carpet. If carpet is $11.26 per square yard, a running foot of our carpet on the roll would cost about $15. The actual answer is $15 and 1 & 1/3 cents a lineal foot.
What is the cost per square foot to replace wall to wall carpet?
Prices would range from $2-$12 depending on the carpet and padding selected.
Can a 20 square yard carpet fit on a 12 ft 6 in by 16 ft 6 in floor?
Sorry to say but for a room that size you would need 34 yards of carpet unless you wanted to install multiple seams, which can sometimes cause problems down the road. You can find 13.6 or 15 foot carpet which would save you some materials
If carpet costs 5.99 a square foot how much would it be per square yard?
$53.91 per square yard. That's pretty expensive carpet...........
Cost for carpet for 800 sq ft basement?
The cost of carpet for a 800 square foot basement depends on the price of the carpet. It can cost upwards of 1.50 per square foot.
How many square feet of carpeting are needed to carpet a 12-foot by 12-foot room?
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If the price of carpet is 4.92 a square yard how much is a 12 foot by 20 foot carpet going to cost?
12 foot by 20 foot = 240 square foot. Divide by 9 to bring ito to square yards = 26.6666 (round this to say 26.67). Multiply by the price (4.92) = 131.216. You haven't said what the price units are (£ or $ or whatever). But the sum is the same whatever the price units are.
How much would it cost if you bought 307 square feet of carpet for 1316 how much is the cost per square?
if i understood your question right you were asking how much would it be per sq foot if you got 307 sq feet of carpet for 1,316 dollars......... if so it would cost you $4.29 per sq foot. you take your amount you paid divided by the sq foot amount.
How many feet of carpet is needed for 1440 square foot home?
It depends on the width of the carpet.
Average per square foot cost of 400 square foot addition on brick home in western springs Illinois?
400 square foot piece of carpet price 400 square foot piece of carpet price
How do you say Alfombra in English?
carpet
I am bought by the yard but worn by the foot What am I?
The answer to the riddle "I am bought by the yard but worn by the foot" is the carpet.
