Pie wasn't discovered it was invented by an ancient baker. It was needed to compute monetary amounts and keep dunces like little Jack Horner busy. The primitive state of mathematics of the time required pie for calculations like Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye, Four and twenty Blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing, Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king? The king was in his counting house counting out his money.
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