How many thirds in a hole?

Answer 1

Three of them.

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NO! Three of them make a WHOLE, not a hole!

Answer 2

Oh, what a delightful question! You see, when we talk about thirds, we're talking about dividing something into three equal parts. So, if we're looking at a whole, it can be divided into three equal parts, which means there are three thirds in a whole. Just imagine the possibilities of creating beautiful patterns and shapes with those thirds!

Answer 3

Oh, dude, a hole is a hole, not a mathematical shape. It's not like you can slice up a hole into thirds and have a little hole party. So, technically, there are zero thirds in a hole. But hey, if you find a hole with thirds in it, let me know, I'd love to see that magic trick.