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Well, the teenage yard stick probably said something like, "I'm not measuring up to your expectations!" But let's be real, yard sticks don't talk, so it's all in the imagination. Just like my patience for dad jokes.

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Well, isn't that just a delightful question! The teenage yardstick probably said something like, "I'm growing taller every day, just like the beautiful trees in the forest. Thank you for helping me reach new heights, just like you do every day." It's important to appreciate our growth and the support we receive along the way.

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4mo ago
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This is a play on words joke. The teenage yard stick said to his parents, "I'm not just a phase, I'm ruler of my own destiny." The pun here is on the word "ruler," which can refer to both a measuring tool like a yard stick and a person in a position of authority. The joke plays on the idea of the yard stick asserting its independence and authority.

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5mo ago
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I want to stand on my own three feet! :)

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