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Well, isn't that just a delightful question! The teenage yardstick probably said something like, "I'm growing taller every day, just like the beautiful trees in the forest. Thank you for helping me reach new heights, just like you do every day." It's important to appreciate our growth and the support we receive along the way.
This is a play on words joke. The teenage yard stick said to his parents, "I'm not just a phase, I'm ruler of my own destiny." The pun here is on the word "ruler," which can refer to both a measuring tool like a yard stick and a person in a position of authority. The joke plays on the idea of the yard stick asserting its independence and authority.
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What did the teenage yardstick say to its parents math worksheet?
I want to stand on my own three feet.
What did the boy measuring stick say to the girl measuring stick?
I want to meter
What did the boy measuring stick say when he saw the girl measuring stick?
nice to meter you, there's trouble a foot
How much feet is in 40 yards?
By unit of length and distance and conversion ,we can say that 1 yard = 3 ft 40 yard =120 ft
Angela has a cube with a length of one yard. Maya has a cube with a length of one meter. how do they compare?
That's tough to say. A meter is longer than a yard, so Maya's is bigger, but Angela's is prettier.
What example can you use with a yard stick?
You can use a yard stick to measure the length of a table, the width of a doorway, or the height of a chair.
What has feet but can't jump?
A yard stick marked at ft intervals. I would say the Statue of liberty.
What do parents of a teenage say when they get pregnant?
Usually, the parents will ask questions like "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?" "WHO GOT YOU PREGNANT!?" sometimes the mother breaks down crying and the father leaves the room.
What does teenage boys mean in spanish?
Nothing, that's in English. But if you meant to say HOW to say teenage boys, then its "adolescentes"
How do you make your parents let you have a yard sale?
tell them alot of times that you dont need it and say that u will give the money to charity but dont!!!!! =] then they might give in to u if they dont say to them u can sell some of it for free
What can you say about teenage romance?
very romantic....
How do you say yard in french?
(back)yard = une cour a yard (measure) = a yard is approximately 0.9 metre.
How big is 2 meters?
3 times longer than 1 meter. 1 meter is almost the same length of a Yard stick. 1 meter = ~37.5 inches 1 Yard = 36 inches
How old you have to be to have a kid?
Trust me when I say this: teenage parents often have a hard time with their marriage, and their children, AND school. I would say, the best time to have a child is when you are married. It just works better. And remember; birth control doesn't always work.
Should a teenage boyfriend be allowed to be in a teenage girl's bedroom?
It really depends on your character and morality. Usually society would say no because the bedroom is a symbol of a really intimate location and its a personal place where the family doesn't really hang around to supervise. I do not believe the parents would approve.
What did the teenage yardstick say to its parents math worksheet?
I want to stand on my own three feet.
What do you say to your teenage boyfriend?
hmmm well your question is too open like what to say to him about what?
