What do twenty-two percent of us do every chance we get?

Answer 1

List (Disused if you want, still in use if you want...)

• We search in internet for chat.
• Search the Internet for "funny how-to articles".
• Nothing.
• Not do what we wanted.
• Play the PlayStation.
• Go to the Falkland Islands, where some of the most interesting wildlife on earth is found.
• Do the things in the privacy of our home that wouldn't do out in society.
• Breathe.
• Calculate what the other 19.1% will do and then do the same thing.
• Watch TV.
• Conveniently leave our arithmetic books at school so that we can't do our homework.
• FaceBook.
• Tie our shoes.
• Make resolutions to take up an instrument, then get frustrated with themselves for not keeping to them.
• Draw on people's faces while they sleep.
• Eat.
• Look in the mirror.
• Exclaim how much the cake is a lie.
• Play Portal.
• Twitter.
• Play practical jokes on friends and send out funnies.
• Sleep.
• Delete emails from their WikiAnswers watchlist.
• Become addicted to WikiAnswers... we need a rehab just for us wikiers who can't get enough.
• Itch.
• Sleep.
• Run around in circles.
• Go on the Internet and try and convince the random strangers of the world that... the word llama looks like a llama.
• Text.
• Update our blogs.
• Play Resident evil 5
• Look in the mirror
• play games
• Split alternates
• We look in the mirror
• We confer with God how much cheese is left on Earth and what Adam and Eve are up to nowadays.
• We go on the computer to see which of our friends is leading in world domination's. Then, we gather a team of ninja mutant bunnies and try to win them over so we'll be all powerful.
• I think if you are a guy you think about sex, if you are a woman you think about what your man is doing, and if you don't have one you're thinking about how to get one or what is wrong with you.
• We spout inane statistics to make ourselves appear smarter.
• It depends on several factors, such as the individual and what they like.
• Answer questions on WikiAnswers.
• Eat cake.
• Go onto Jason Mraz on WikiPedia and change every little bit of information
• Be amused by the word "spool."
• Well, see, it's the wrong question. It's not, "What do twenty-two percent of us do every chance we get?" but ought to be, "What do ALL of us do, twenty-two percent of the time?"
• Make a stupid joke about how Justin Bieber is a girl.

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Don't most of us masturbate?

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"What do twenty-two percent of us do every chance we get?"

"What do ALL of us do, twenty-two percent of the time?"

These are two entirely different questions.

Anyhow, I think the answer is QUOTE STATISTICS.

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That depends entirely. However, if you would like to make a list of amusing things (or add to it, to be precise), see above; there's also a new one below.

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• It depends on several factors, such as the individual and what they like. [Once again...]
• This is so easy, SLEEP
• Take the chance.