Oh, dude, that's like a classic math problem. So, the two numbers you're looking for are 22 and 1. They multiply to get 22 and add up to 23. It's like a little math magic trick, but not really that magical.
Oh, what a lovely little math puzzle we have here. Let's see, the two numbers that multiply to get 22 and add up to 23 are 1 and 22. Isn't it wonderful how numbers can dance together in such a harmonious way? Just like happy little trees and fluffy little clouds in a painting.