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How long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a cucumber?
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If it take a man half an hour to walk half a mile how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
How big a dill pickle and how many seeds does it contain? Is the monkey using his wooden leg to kick with or as the stationary one? Is this monkey on a conveyor belt and if so which way is it going in relationship to the direction the monkey is facing?I dont Know, depends on wether or not the monkey got an eye patch onUh....five seconds?ANSER^^^^^^^^^^ yup i agree 5 secs!wait...how do you kick the seeds out of a pickle?? and why is it a dill pickle? does the dill pickle have any protection? more information is needed to answer this question!Aaah... ACTUALLY A CUCUMBER (or a pickle) DEFINATLY HAS SEEDS INSIDE OF IT !!! The Cucumber is a fruit and a member of the cucurbitaceous family. Like melon, squash and pumpkins, it is very high in water and very low in calories and an excellent source of potassium, vitamin C and folic acid.^^^^^ yup yup das true it has these little greenish baby green smalll seeds inside thembtw, wuts a dill pickle hs/she sed dill pikle not pickle like da food thing oneWell as I understand it, it's the DILL plant that makes the pickles a Dill pickle. The seeds, stems and /or sprigs of the Dill weed are added to the pickling brine during the pickling process.OK.....a dill pickle is a pickled cucumber.....a cucumber is a vegetable....vegetables have no SEEDS!!!!!!!!! hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually vegetables do have seedsmy god u guys... this is supposed to be a joke... dont over think it sooooo much!!!!just a point but the guy who knows all about cucumbers says that its a fruit :) and veggys don't have seeds. i suppose if its a thin wooden leg and the dill pickle pickled cucumber dill thing is on its side then the monkey could kick through the middle length ways where all the seeds are. if the monkey goes to the gym often his kick shouldn't take long to go straight through the cucumber. so the real question is how the monkey gets the cucumber off his wooden leg after he kicked the seeds out of it.
How many syllables do kick have?
The word "kick" has one syllable.
How long does speed take to kick in?
I've bombed base before and it's taken hours to kick in!
What is a kick bucket?
You might be refering to 'kick the bucket' which means to die. If you're looking for a bucket list check out this website... http://www.beforeits2late-tiny.blogspot.com
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half then how long would it take a mokey with a wooden leg to kick a hole in a pickle?
Darn. We got excited when we started reading the question, thinking we were gonna get a nice interesting math problem to solve. But instead all we got was juvenile nonsense. Some people are at least smart enough to be able to ask a question . . .
If a chicken can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
A buck 2 80
How many couches can a grasshopper with a wooden leg kick out of a rotten banana?
The answer is Tuesday.
If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
It depends on the length of the pickle!
How long does it take a frog with a wooden leg to kick out all the seeds of a watermelon?
2 days
How long would take a one legged grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
A tricycle, because a vest has no selves.
If it takes 1000 rubber bands to cover the back seat of a convertible how far can a grasshopper with a wooden leg kick a watermelon seed?
Grasshoppers do not have wooden legs so therefore the answer is "not at all".
If it take a man half an hour to walk half a mile how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
How big a dill pickle and how many seeds does it contain? Is the monkey using his wooden leg to kick with or as the stationary one? Is this monkey on a conveyor belt and if so which way is it going in relationship to the direction the monkey is facing?I dont Know, depends on wether or not the monkey got an eye patch onUh....five seconds?ANSER^^^^^^^^^^ yup i agree 5 secs!wait...how do you kick the seeds out of a pickle?? and why is it a dill pickle? does the dill pickle have any protection? more information is needed to answer this question!Aaah... ACTUALLY A CUCUMBER (or a pickle) DEFINATLY HAS SEEDS INSIDE OF IT !!! The Cucumber is a fruit and a member of the cucurbitaceous family. Like melon, squash and pumpkins, it is very high in water and very low in calories and an excellent source of potassium, vitamin C and folic acid.^^^^^ yup yup das true it has these little greenish baby green smalll seeds inside thembtw, wuts a dill pickle hs/she sed dill pikle not pickle like da food thing oneWell as I understand it, it's the DILL plant that makes the pickles a Dill pickle. The seeds, stems and /or sprigs of the Dill weed are added to the pickling brine during the pickling process.OK.....a dill pickle is a pickled cucumber.....a cucumber is a vegetable....vegetables have no SEEDS!!!!!!!!! hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually vegetables do have seedsmy god u guys... this is supposed to be a joke... dont over think it sooooo much!!!!just a point but the guy who knows all about cucumbers says that its a fruit :) and veggys don't have seeds. i suppose if its a thin wooden leg and the dill pickle pickled cucumber dill thing is on its side then the monkey could kick through the middle length ways where all the seeds are. if the monkey goes to the gym often his kick shouldn't take long to go straight through the cucumber. so the real question is how the monkey gets the cucumber off his wooden leg after he kicked the seeds out of it.
If it takes a man and a half a day and a half to dig a hole and a half how long would it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the hops out of a barrel of beer?
Half a day and a half. Put it in perspective, that's around 1/4 of a day. But the ability of man to dig a hole doesn't related to a grasshopper with a wooden leg (assuming the possibilities are endless) 's ability to kick hops out of a barrel of beer. Also technically speaking, unless the barrel is the size of a dime a it's lid is uncover, there is no way the grasshopper can kick the hops out of the barrel. Also if that does actually happened, who the F$#$ actually cares about this. Lucky you!
If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half how long would it take a one-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Depends, right or left legged?
If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half how long does it take a grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
A Zen question, requiring a Zen answer. Okay, the answer is: Ice cream has no bones.
What does it mean to be sacrificed in an Illuminati ceremony?
Factually, it means nothing. It's a bit like the riddle: if a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle?It is delusional nonsense. The Illuminati never performed human sacrifices, or sacrifices of any manner. As they ceased to exist in 1785, they perform no ceremonies of any kind presently.
Why would a parrot kick the nuts and seeds out of her dish?
It's sniffing crack cocaine.
