Chill !
You could call a snowman who refuses to melt a "resilient snowman" or a "stubborn snowman."
Because its a sculpture, made out of snow, in the shape of a man.
A puddle
melted snowman
Snowman
a snowmobile
A meltdown!
an ice skater
Belly Whopper
A "snowball" or "frosty" party.
A puddle. Sounds suspiciously like a dad joke to me... 🤔