It will lick you back.
Nothing happens when you lick lead. You are ingesting a small tiny amount.
it will taste awesome
Licking a power outlet can result in an electric shock, which can cause burns, muscle contractions, and even stop the heart. The human body conducts electricity, so when you come into contact with the electrical current from a power outlet, it travels through your body, leading to pain and injury. It's important to never touch or lick a power outlet for your safety.
it is extremely toxic, so do NOT do it.
You will die very fast and painful.
Depends on what kind of battery
you can get salmonella (do you mean raw meat?)
Sad pandas get cancer.
You will be electrocuted.
wat the heck r u doning
you taste sourness and react with crinkling your face