What did one mind reader say to the other mind reader?

Answer 1

He said "YO MAMA!" and it was so funny that the gorillas from the zoo heard it and came and pounded mind reader 1's head in, so he died. And the other one was so sad, he died too. And then their bodies were left to rot in the middle of the street. Except then they got hit by a Toyota Prius. Their rotten guts splattered everywhere and people accidentaly inhaled it. They started choking and died too. Then those people were picked up by random cows and carried to their graves. But then the cows accidentaly fell in and the dirt fell over the grave and they got trapped. So that's why when you pass certain gravestones, you hear mooing. But then someone built a house over the gravestones and put all their furniture in, and they didnt know about the buried cows, so at night they heard random mooing coming from their cold cellar. The owners got scared, so they moved away, but as they were bringing some of their furniture to the car, an asteroid came out of the sky and hit them, but the house and their car was okay.

So, I hoped you learned three things today:

1. Do not say "YO MAMA" or you could kill someone by having an asteroid come hit them

2. When you pass certain gravestones, you may hear mooing (make sure to explain to the people your with why, becaus theyll be shocked you know so much)

3. Do not carry other people to their gravestones, or youll be trapped underground for eternity with a rotting body, and all you have to while the time away is mooing.

Note: If you like this, Ill improve it and do more questions. Cuz I just knoe everyone will love it.