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He said "YO MAMA!" and it was so funny that the gorillas from the zoo heard it and came and pounded mind reader 1's head in, so he died. And the other one was so sad, he died too. And then their bodies were left to rot in the middle of the street. Except then they got hit by a Toyota Prius. Their rotten guts splattered everywhere and people accidentaly inhaled it. They started choking and died too. Then those people were picked up by random cows and carried to their graves. But then the cows accidentaly fell in and the dirt fell over the grave and they got trapped. So that's why when you pass certain gravestones, you hear mooing. But then someone built a house over the gravestones and put all their furniture in, and they didnt know about the buried cows, so at night they heard random mooing coming from their cold cellar. The owners got scared, so they moved away, but as they were bringing some of their furniture to the car, an asteroid came out of the sky and hit them, but the house and their car was okay.
So, I hoped you learned three things today:
1. Do not say "YO MAMA" or you could kill someone by having an asteroid come hit them
2. When you pass certain gravestones, you may hear mooing (make sure to explain to the people your with why, becaus theyll be shocked you know so much)
3. Do not carry other people to their gravestones, or youll be trapped underground for eternity with a rotting body, and all you have to while the time away is mooing.
Note: If you like this, Ill improve it and do more questions. Cuz I just knoe everyone will love it.
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Do you say one and other or one another?
‘One another’ is Ok, as in ‘they can’t stand one another’.
How do you spell numbers digit by digit?
you say one number first then the other one for example 789 you say seven eight and then nine
What did one leg of the right triangle say to the other?
Meet you at the corner.
What is the difference between term and idea?
idea-if it is only in the mind and not perceptible by senses term-if you write or say it and perceptible by the mind
What does '1 of the 6 of the other half dozen?
"Six of one, a half dozen of the other" means no matter how you say it, the answer is the same.
What did one mind reader say to you other mind reader?
"I see what you're thinking!"
Answers to 16.4 in punchline book b?
what did one mind reader say to the other mind reader
How do you say mind reader in french?
Lecteur d'esprit
What do you do when a guy you are in a relationship tells you not to say something every again?
ask him to explain why/as you are not a mind reader.
I had a dream I had about four girls pregnant but I stayed with one what does that mean?
im not a mind reader but if i was to make a guess i would say that you are afraid to get your girlfriend pregnant. i had a similer dream. but its nothing to worry about if you do it safley.
Do you say 'which is confusing 'TO' or 'FOR' the reader?
Which is confusing to the reader
What do it mean when they say to make one's mind?
I think you mean to MAKE UP ONE'S MIND. It means to come to a decision.
What can you say about being a becoming lifetime reader?
beinglife time reader
Why do you say no state is an island in international relations?
One would say this because the actions of one state do not exist in isolation; everyone is interconnected and they must act bearing in mind what other states may do in response to their actions.
A reader of fiction has to do more interpretation than a reader of a newspaper article because fiction writers?
often intentionally say one thing while meaning another, leaving clues for the reader to help them interpret the words correctly.
Why when you want to say one word another comes out?
because your thinking about it alot. when you think about something for a long time it will get stuck in your mind so then you say other stuff then the thing you want to say, happens to me all the time ahah
How do you say never mind by filipino language?
In Filipino, to say "never mind," you can use the phrase "walang anuman."
