What does Latiskia mean?

Answer 1

'Latiskia' is Lithuanian for the phenomenon where upon a child defecates inside someone elses school bag and then drives the bag into the anus of a goat. After approximately 37 hours the faeces becomes rancid and can be smeared on my nan for a pleasant breakfast. This ritual usually takes place on the first weekend of the equinox when the great goat constellation is high to the south and the banana frog spawns in the drinking troughs.