easy take 2 steel rods and bend the ends to a 45 degree angle and walk around in a circle when the rods starts touching each other like a magnet you have water, or was it oil ?
you multiply them the change it to liters
it keep a litle preshure in the crank case to prevent oxygen to get in there (shake oil and osygen and you get wip) and bleed the vapor to the intake.
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Obviously check the oil level first. If OK, then sounds like your oil pump is bad.
No. Nothing has ever been invented or developed yet that will increase the size of the penis or any other part of the body aside from muscles.
Oven, oil, and I think "Opener, can" or "Can Opener" will probably work.
If the engine was void of any oil it would seize in the matter of minutes and yes the car would not work.
sounds like you blew the head gasket
all the oil drains into the bottom of the pan when sitting all night and when you start it there is no oil up in the motor for a minute just let it idle for a few minutes it is normal.
I know that if the oil starts to spead than it wouldn't be safe to the living animals that live in the water can get affected.
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Asda sell good oil for about £12 and a filter will cost £6.50 if you search a bit - allow 15 minutes to carry out the work - job done