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An old Youngman joke ....

A doctor gave a man six months to live ... he couldn't pay his bill ... so he gave him another six months.

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Why do some months have different amount of days?

because the world it mad :P my freind gave me that answer


How were years weeks months and days organized?

Mostly through observation of wise men. They realised that the sun repeated its course every 360 days (later refined as 365.25 days, of course) or so, and that gave us years... a cycle of the moon gave us months, and a period of light and darkness gave us days. Only the week was defined by man and by man alone - when God created the world, it was done in six stages (described in the Bible as 'days') and 'on the seventh day, God rested'. From that, men would take a day of rest every seventh day ( and those of a faithful disposition would 'keep it holy').


Julie wanted to earn money to attend a basketball camp She started with a gift of money from her grandparents and then saved 25 per month from her job After 7 months she had 225 How much was the gift?

Her grandparents gave her 50 and she earned 175.


Theresa had 24 cookiesShe gave 1 6 to her sister and 3 6 to her motherHow many did she gave her sister?

she gave her sister 1and gave her mother 3 she have 12 cookies left


What math is involved in being a doctor?

math is involved in everything even if u want to be doctor,fire fighter, police, or desighner. for example: lets say u are goign to the store to buy a medicien and the medicine is really expencive and you give the casier $100 and the casier gave u $1,$1,$1,$10, dime, penny, penny, quarter, dime, nickel, penny, dime, quearter, quarter, dime, nickel, nickel and the casier told u that she/he gave u $20. would u belive that cashier? *my point is math is involved in everything and everyday in ur whole, entire life. manny math classes are needed in becoming a doctor. some include geometry algebra pre calc and it is much help to have manny more.

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If you gave birth 10 months ago can you get pregnant right away?

You can, but check with your doctor before getting pregnant


What should you do if you are seven and a half months pregnant and had been coughing for one and a half months before you saw a doctor who gave you antibiotics but the cough returned a few days later?

ulgy


Who allegedly gave the Tenth Doctor his coat?

In the episode of the third series of Doctor Who called 'Gridlock', the Doctor states that Janis Joplin gave him his coat.


You have been given two steroid shots and you are thirty five weeks pregnant will your baby bi all right if you deliver within the next week?

I am going to assume it was a doctor who gave you the shots. I am also going to take a wild guess and assume the doctor knew you were pregnant at the time he/she gave you the shot. Thus, it should be OK. If the individual who gave you the shot was not a doctor, then I would advise you see one immediately.I am going to assume it was a doctor who gave you the shots. I am also going to take a wild guess and assume the doctor knew you were pregnant at the time he/she gave you the shot. Thus, it should be OK. If the individual who gave you the shot was not a doctor, then I would advise you see one immediately.I am going to assume it was a doctor who gave you the shots. I am also going to take a wild guess and assume the doctor knew you were pregnant at the time he/she gave you the shot. Thus, it should be OK. If the individual who gave you the shot was not a doctor, then I would advise you see one immediately.I am going to assume it was a doctor who gave you the shots. I am also going to take a wild guess and assume the doctor knew you were pregnant at the time he/she gave you the shot. Thus, it should be OK. If the individual who gave you the shot was not a doctor, then I would advise you see one immediately.I am going to assume it was a doctor who gave you the shots. I am also going to take a wild guess and assume the doctor knew you were pregnant at the time he/she gave you the shot. Thus, it should be OK. If the individual who gave you the shot was not a doctor, then I would advise you see one immediately.I am going to assume it was a doctor who gave you the shots. I am also going to take a wild guess and assume the doctor knew you were pregnant at the time he/she gave you the shot. Thus, it should be OK. If the individual who gave you the shot was not a doctor, then I would advise you see one immediately.


Will your doctor know if your baby is late?

If your doctor gave you a due date, you should know if your baby is late, as well as your doctor.


What if your doctor gave you the depo shot and didn't tell you?

Malpractice?


What doctor gave birth to Lisa Marie Presley?

dr.gamble


What was the name of the medication Michael Jackson doctor gave him?

Propofol.


On your back you have a red dot that is surrounded by white skin you have had it for several months you went to the doctor and he gave you a cream said it would be gone it two weeks is not gone?

If the spot on your back has not gone away after using the prescribed cream, you need to visit your doctor again. It may require testing or a different prescription.


How To avoid misuse what should you do with pain medication your doctor prescribes for an injury?

take it according to the instructions your doctor gave you


Can it be normal to be on your menstrual cycle for 2 months and if not what could be the problem?

If you are on birth control you can have spotting for that long. That happens. But either way talk to your doctor.. im only 20 but I had a heavy period every single day for over 11 months and the doctors couldn't figure it out so i had to finally get a d & c. so make sure you talk to a doctor cause that's not fun to go through. No not normal. You have to see your doctor because it will probably not stop on it's own now. I had the same problem years ago and I had it for 3 months and I had to get shots to stop and start it for several months. Bleeding that much can lead to other more severe problems. Please believe me, it won't stop on it's own, you need to get treatment. that happend to me i had my period for almost 3 months. i went to the doctor and the gave me a low dosage of birth control


Can a worker compensation provider sent you back to work without doctor approval?

If you're under an approved doctor care for maybe 6 months and then the worker compensation provider ask you to go see there doctor. You make the appointment and their doctor say to return to work and the doctor that you gave as your primary say for you to stay out of work until you're completely heal. What should you do??