How many acres per sq acre?

Answer 1

There is no such thing as a "square acre" because an acre already is a square unit that is rectangular.

So it's a bit of a paradox to try to square one when the dimensions are already 66x660 feet (43,560 ft.)

Scrooge McDuck once claimed to have three CUBIC acres of space in his money bin. When you consider that even Google defines this in terms of feet to the SIXTH power, the comedy of the size becomes clear.