AS MANY TIMEZ AZ IT WANTS!!! GET IT!!! LOLZ
Improved answer:
0 times. If you want the joke version of it, you can say as many times as it wants. Get it? The 1 is a pen15 and the 0 is the vag? Then the 1 goes into the 0?
One and one sixth times.
one million times
125 times
zero
1,000,000 times. (One Million)
A million times.
33.33333etc... times.
one million times
7.625 times
125 times
45 times
zero
1,000,000 times. (One Million)
Go bowling and see how many times you can spares.
100 times.
One with a remander of one.
50 times, with one left over.