AS MANY TIMEZ AZ IT WANTS!!! GET IT!!! LOLZ
Improved answer:
0 times. If you want the joke version of it, you can say as many times as it wants. Get it? The 1 is a pen15 and the 0 is the vag? Then the 1 goes into the 0?
One and one sixth times.
125 times
one million times
zero
Five times with a remainder of one
A million times.
69 times
7.625 times
45 times
33.33333etc... times.
80 times.
Two goes into eighty-one 40.5 times.
2.54 times.
Three times with a remainder of one
Go bowling and see how many times you can spares.
100 times.
50 times, with one left over.