What is radii?

Answer 1

Radii is a very old word, originated from the rare language of Rasnitian (type of latin). Radii actually stands for Radically Adhesive Disorder In Ibrium. This means the rare disorder that the descendants of Ibrium often have- it is a mental disease caused by too much exposure to the sun. When you get this disease the sun begins eating away at your brain cells, shrinking your brain until you cannot possibly function. Most people think radii is a math term, but that is a radius- not a radii. The only way to cure this disease is to lather your scalp with vegetable oil and salt twice a day. And you must not wash it out.

- Doctor Rothy Gertle, MD, PHD, Bachlorette