What is a bell curve Who discovered it?

Answer 1

That would be "Bell". James Dalton Bell, who is the great grandson of the youngest founding member of the Dalton gang, Emmet Dalton (d. 1937). James invented the concept of the bell curve while experimenting with trajectories of falling objects in the absence of rye fields (cit. Physics of Biophenomena, 16:456-479, 1979). It was during one of the experiments that stray bit of lysergic sprung from one of the ergotised heads of rye, which had not been absented completely, made it into his soup. The ideas that flowed through his head afterwards were said to be some of the prettiest music he had ever heard, and thus his mind was clear for the first time in his lift. The Bell curve has been published in 39 states, 63 countries and in at least 2 non-linear formats, but has yet to be made into a major motion picture - most likely due to the protestations of one Bob Herbert of the New York Times, who doesn't feel it is worth the weight of the paper he is printed on.